Favorite Jersey Shore moment with JWOWW

Back when I used to watch Jersey Shore, JWOWW was the most likeable out of the rest of the dumbasses. She is loyal as hell and will have your back when you're in a messy situation. I've done the same for friends, but have yet to find my own JWOWW.

One of my fave JWOWW moments is when she gets into it with Angelina and says, "You wanna get your ass beat, you'll get your ass beat. You can stay get your ass beat. You can stay get your fucking ass beat. You can stay get your fucking ass beat. Plain and simple." Hilarious times. You know your friend cares for you when she goes up to the person you're having a fight with starts cussing at her and moving like an aggressive pigeon.

The wonderment starts at 55 seconds. Check it out.

Ronnie's Dancing on the Jersey Shore

I, like many misguided individuals, was a fan of the Jersey Shore. In the first season, they used to be fun-loving, endearing morons, who lived to drink and party. Then as the seasons went on and more conflicts arose between the cast members, we learned how misogynistic, prejudiced, ignorant and ugly their personalities really are. Never mind how their subsequent fame has validated their opinions, I just could not look at the show the same way again. I kept watching hoping they would somehow redeem themselves (I don't know why I cared so much), but they just became bigger assholes and bad people overall. Who am I really to judge them on who they are? But I did stop watching the show a few weeks ago, I just couldn't handle it anymore.

Moving onto a lighter note, the cast's dancing was one of the most entertaining/amusing parts of the show. What the hell is going on? The dancing definitely made me think twice about what I look like when I'm out dancing. I'm sure I look like even more of an asshole. Thankfully, there are no video clips of me dancing on my nights out whilst being under the influence. And thankfully, I've never seen anyone dancing like that whenever I've gone out. I would evacuate that dance floor quick.

Here's a clip of Ronnie dancing back in season 1. I'm at a loss for words so I quote Chandler Bing, "His legs flail about as if independent from his body!"

Since I can't embed that clip, here's one of some chick impersonating Ron's dance moves. She's not as flappy but I appreciate anyone who has good attitude about acting like an idiot.



And a clip of two dudes going all out with the Jersey Shore dance moves. This clip warrants a smiley face. :)



Shout out to IBBB and his hilarious Jersey Shore recaps. I still enjoy reading his recaps, despite not watching the show anymore, and hate myself for watching the show in the first place.

Evangeline Lilly aka Kate from LOST is back!

I am a huge LOST fan. Even after that immensely disappointing series finale that did not answer enough questions, like the full story of that damned broken statue, I still hold it in high regard as one of the best TV shows I've ever seen and compare all other current favorites with it. I also have a bad habit of using too many run on sentences. Truth is LOST had an extremely unique way of storytelling that completely drew you in, and the series finale left a TV void that I have yet to fill. No matter how many mind numbing reality shows I watch, my heart is still left yearning. I still get excited when I see shows with actors that I first saw on LOST which is the reason why I started watching Vampire Diaries (starring Ian Somerhalder aka Boone, but no longer do since the entire cast's acting is just terrible) or was excited when I saw that one dude (former State's Attorney) whose name I forgot on The Good Wife (which rocks by the way, watch it, awesome show). So imagine my excitement when I discovered Evangeline Lilly will be in The Hobbit. Pure glee! This movie has the potential to be amazing. Plus I am a fan of Evangeline's. 1) Her name is fantastic. 2) She comes across as very interesting and bs free in interviews. 3) Even though this is not a reason to like someone she is pretty without makeup and completely gorgeous with! 4) She just seems like a normal cool girl.

Now I'm sounding like I have an unhealthy love for a complete stranger. It is just a fan's appreciation. I just overthink and overshare. Don't be skurred.

Source: Starpulse

I was trying to find an interview of EL's where she talked about how she got into acting and how she always used to play characters in her actual life before she considered it as a career but I've spent 15 mins searching for it and I am admitting defeat. I'll post it later if I ever come across it. Here's a vid combining two of my love's Jimmy Fallon and LOST:

Bridesmaids sucked - Bonus fight scene does too

I know I'm in the minority when I say this, but Bridesmaids just did not do it for me. After hearing all the hype surrounding the movie, I saw it in theaters, sat through that revolting bridal shop scene, waited for the movie to become funny again after the airplane scene. It just didn't happen. I gave it another chance, mainly too see this piece of eye candy again...

... and maybe I thought I didn't like it because I could've been in a bad mood. Still thought it sucked. Thanks for leading me astray biased media reports. Even Rotten Tomatoes has Bridesmaids at 90%. I agree there were funny parts, but it did not have the makings of a good movie to me. I mean 90%? What am I missing here? I'd honestly love to know because I loved the casting choices, well except that cop, I just felt the script was weak.

And today I come across a bonus clip on the Bridesmaid's DVD. I could only get through 3 minutes of it. Is this funny?



I'm done giving this movie a chance! Gotta watch some reruns of Happy Endings and learn how to laugh again.

Brilliant Real Housewives of New York Parody

I anxiously await the day when the talk of Bravo's recent firings of the New York housewives will cease so I will no longer be blindsided by photos of Alex braless. Who's gonna comfort me? Santa?

As a tribute to the entertaining disaster the show was, I'm posting a hilarious parody of RHONY I found on YouTube. I hope the new housewives are even crazier than these lunatics. The bar's pretty high.

Ugh.

Exactly how I've been feeling all day.

Farewell Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimon (and Alex McCord and Cindy Barshop I guess)

In honor of Jill Zarin being let go from the Real Housewives of New York City, I'm posting a video of my fave snarky Jill moment from Season 3, back when her negativity was humorous and not cringeworthy.



Ramona did look like an idiot. And Jill had the decency to turn her head to the side and cover her mouth before laughing at Ramona. She is quite the lady. Elegance is learned my friends. Take notes.

Alex and Simon were my least favorite, so I'm glad to see them go. Always trying to start boring inauthentic drama. Kelly was at her best when she was reacting to Alex or Simon's behavior, so with those two gone, it makes sense that she's gone as well. Leading me into one of the best Kelly-Alex-Luann scenes from Season 4 -

Alex's ridiculous behavior that got surely her fired:


Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs? I mean did Alex really think it was appropriate to interrupt a henna session? What's the matter with her? If a grown woman's only response to questions is exhaling forcefully, turning red or making odd faces, it's time to go or time to go back into the cabinet she came out of. She has the worst manners! Out of the show!